This is going to be fun :-)

You know I like doing things a little bit different than the rest. This is how the wedding shower invitation reads:

We'll be playing
"Bridal Bunco"

Please bring a package
of toilet paper

This is a couples' shower
So please feel free to bring your
Significant other
(unless it has four legs and pees in the yard)

....

Bridal Bunco - I have lots of ideas about that. Sarah didn't want to play the 'corny' traditional shower games and she wanted to include couples so, of course, I thought immediately about Bunco.

And you know you might be a redneck if your shower invitation has to exclude pets :-)